This song is pretty basic.  You can play without the hammer ons and it sounds fine.  
The chords are all majors and minors and all fairly standard.   
This is tabbed from the version you would hear on the actual episode. 
The  represents a hammer on from the first number to the number following it.  
The chords that you should form with your left hand are in green.  
It should also be noted that these chords are the same as Sasquatch.

Intro
       Bm 		               A		             E	             F#
e--------------2-------------------------------------------------------2-----------------------|
b--------------23--------------23----------------------------------- 2-----------------------|
g--------------4-----------------2---------------------01-------------3-----------------------|
d--------------4-----------------2---------------------2-----------------------------------------|
a----2--2----------------0--0-------------------------2-----------------------------------------|
e------------------------------------------------0--0----------------2---------------------------|


 Bm   A	     E     F#     Bm    A         E        F#
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch.Jesus Ranch.
Bm            A              E   F#          Bm  A   E  (strum E a few more times)
He was harvesting a big tomato.It was in the sand.. all right!

Chords

         E   A   D   G    B   E
Bm       x   2   4   4    3   2
A        x   0   2   2    2   x
E        0   2   2   1    0   0
F#       2   4   4   3    2   2

Section 2

This is just a a bridge part, a few different chords but nothing too dificult.

D  			       A   E               Bm (play then mute)	
Takin a walk in the woods It's nice outside!
Smells of shit..Lugga Gwing ligga gigga gugga gwing-oh god!
A		         E             F#          Bm    A    E    F#
I came upon a silver, striped mushroom and I fly!

Chords

         E    A   D   G   B   E
D        x    0   0   2   3   2
Bm       x    2   4   4   3   2
A        x    0   2   2   2   x
E        0    2   2   1   0   0
F#       2    4   4   3   2   2

Section 3

This section is basically the same as the first.  Its the main verse with some different words.

 Bm   A	      E     F#     Bm    A        E     F#
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch Jesus Ranch!   Jesus.. 
 Bm         A	          E           F#                 Bm     A         E        
I fell in love with a baked potato.  And then i started to dance.. yeah!  In France.

Chords

         E    A   D   G   B   E
Bm       x    2   4   4   3   2
A        x    0   2   2   2   x
E        0    2   2   1   0   0
F#       2    4   4   3   2   2



Section 4

This is just like section 2.

D  			        A                 E                   Bm (play then mute)	
Takin a walk in the woods Fuck yeah!! It's nice, very very nice.
Smells of shit..Lugga Gwing ligga gigga gugga gwing-oh god!
A		         E             F#          Bm    A    E    F#
I came upon a silver, striped mushroom and I fly!
Bm
I'm gone.....

Chords

         E    A   D   G   B   E
D        x    0   0   2   3   2
Bm       x    2   4   4   3   2
A        x    0   2   2   2   x
E        0    2   2   1   0   0
F#       2    4   4   3   2   2



Section 5

This is the end, the finally, the rocking finish.  Basically it starts with JB slammin the four chords from the verse and Kyle playing a fast solo type lick.  It then goes into Kyle playing those 4 chords only in different forms, and JB singing skat style.  It's difficult to do alone.  This is just the way i play the solo, it might be slightly different from the way KG plays it, but as long as it's fast and hard then it doesn't matter how you play it.  The notes are basically from the Bminor pentatonic scale and they are played very rapidly. The ^ means bend and 1/2 means bend a half step up.

Solo
      Bm                A          	 E          		F#
e----10--10--10--7--10--7----101010101010----12^1/2 ----12^1/2-------
b--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
g--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
d--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
a--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
e--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Bm  		A		E		F# (strum more on last time)
(JB is just going off on some jibberish)

Final Chord
	Bm
e---------------------7-----------------------------------------------------------
b------------------7--------------------------------------------------------------
g---------------7-----------------------------------------------------------------
d------------9--------------------------------------------------------------------
a--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
e--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Chords (notice the different forms, but the same chords)

         E   A   D    G   B   E

Bm       7 	 9    9   7   7    7
A        5   7    7   6   5    5
E        0   7    9   9   9    0
F#       x   9    11  11  11   x

Notes: Well that's the song, its a good one too.  Good luck playing it and email me if there are any problems with it.  I got most of the lyrics from http://www.sidehatch.com but some of them are a bit off if you ask me.  You can sing whatever words you think are necessary, i'm only dealing with the guitar parts.  So rock on.

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